Hacking My Way Into Your Heart Softstyle Hoodie

  • Hacking My Way Into Your Heart Softstyle Hoodie
  • Hacking My Way Into Your Heart Softstyle Hoodie
  • Hacking My Way Into Your Heart Softstyle Hoodie
  • Hacking My Way Into Your Heart Softstyle Hoodie

Price range: $54.98 through $63.86

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred hoodie on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.
Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve length from center back, in
S20.00 (50.80 cm)28.00 (71.12 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)
M22.00 (55.00 cm)29.00 (73.66 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)
L24.00 (60.96 cm)30.00 (76.20 cm)36.00 (91.44 cm)
XL26.00 (66.04 cm)31.00 (78.74 cm)37.00 (93.98 cm)
2XL28.00 (71.12 cm)32.00 (81.28 cm)38.00 (96.52 cm)
3XL30.00 (76.20 cm)33.00 (83.82 cm)39.00 (99.06 cm)
4XL32.00 (81.28 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)40.00 (101.60 cm)
5XL34.00 (86.36 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)41.00 (104.14 cm)

Hacking My Way Into Your Heart Pixel Art Softstyle Hoodie

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie!

Product Description:

For the couple that flirts in CLI and considers “trust” a config setting. This hoodie brings retro terminal romance to streetwear with an 8-bit scene of a hooded hacker at a vintage CRT, a glowing heart rendering out of the screen, and binary strings floating like background noise in a late-night CTF.

Up top, a progress bar reads “ACCESSING HEART… 99%”, because you do not brute-force feelings, you verify, escalate, and commit. The back text seals the payload: “HACKING MY WAY INTO YOUR HEART.” with the wink-worthy follow-up (Chically, of course.) It is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for InfoSec couples, red team and blue team partners, SOC sweethearts, and anyone who thinks romance should come with logs.

Product Features:

  • Premium Softness: Made with 80% ring-spun cotton/20% polyester Softstyle fleece for all-day comfort.
  • Comfortable Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² or 284.8 g/m²), great for layering or standalone wear.
  • Convenient pouch pocket for cold hands and warm takes
  • Classic fit: Seamless body for an easy, everyday streetwear profile.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags, no distractions.
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