I Took A DNA Test And Anonymous Is My Father T-Shirt

  • I Took A DNA Test And Anonymous Is My Father T-Shirt
  • I Took A DNA Test And Anonymous Is My Father T-Shirt
  • I Took A DNA Test And Anonymous Is My Father T-Shirt
  • I Took A DNA Test And Anonymous Is My Father T-Shirt
  • I Took A DNA Test And Anonymous Is My Father T-Shirt
  • I Took A DNA Test And Anonymous Is My Father T-Shirt
  • I Took A DNA Test And Anonymous Is My Father T-Shirt

Price range: $21.62 through $38.19

Unisex T-Shirts

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred t-shirt on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.

Find your fit:
Standard fit, order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.

Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve, in
XS16.50 (41.90 cm)27.00 (68.58 cm)8.60 (21.84 cm)
S18.00 (45.72 cm)28.00 (71.12 cm)8.90 (22.61 cm)
M20.00 (50.80 cm)29.00 (73.66 cm)9.20 (23.37 cm)
L22.00 (55.88 cm)30.00 (76.20 cm)9.50 (24.13 cm)
XL24.00 (60.96 cm)31.00 (78.74 cm)9.70 (24.64 cm)
2XL26.00 (66.04 cm)32.00 (81.28 cm)10.00 (25.40 cm)
3XL28.00 (71.12 cm)33.00 (83.82 cm)10.40 (26.42 cm)
4XL30.00 (76.20 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)10.80 (27.43 cm)
5XL32.00 (81.28 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)11.20 (28.45 cm)

I Took A DNA Test And Anonymous Is My Father Cyber Humor T-Shirt

Unisex Tech-Inspired Tee

Product Description:
Crafted for the cybersecurity and tech-savvy crowd with a sharp wit, this tee features bold, uppercase white text laid out in a clean sans-serif font that commands attention. Centered on the chest, the statement humorously reveals a DNA test’s anonymous result, making it the perfect conversation starter for those who live at the intersection of high-tech humor and fashion. Accent lines resembling directional chevrons add a subtle nod to data streams and digital motifs, reflecting the wearer’s appreciation for both tech mystery and style.

Product Features:

  • 100% Airlume Combed and Ringspun Cotton: Super soft fabric engineered for comfort during long coding sessions or casual outings.
  • Light Fabric (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²): Breathable and perfect to pair with your favorite jacket or hoodie.
  • Retail Fit: Designed to keep you looking sharp whether at a hacker meetup or a casual hangout.
  • Tear Away Label: No distractions, no irritation just clean tech style.
  • Runs True to Size: Find your perfect fit easily.

T-Shirt Info

Care instructions:

 

 

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
Do not dry-clean

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