Price range: $21.62 through $38.19
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Standard fit, order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve, in |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 (41.90 cm) | 27.00 (68.58 cm) | 8.60 (21.84 cm) |
| S | 18.00 (45.72 cm) | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 8.90 (22.61 cm) |
| M | 20.00 (50.80 cm) | 29.00 (73.66 cm) | 9.20 (23.37 cm) |
| L | 22.00 (55.88 cm) | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 9.50 (24.13 cm) |
| XL | 24.00 (60.96 cm) | 31.00 (78.74 cm) | 9.70 (24.64 cm) |
| 2XL | 26.00 (66.04 cm) | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 10.00 (25.40 cm) |
| 3XL | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 33.00 (83.82 cm) | 10.40 (26.42 cm) |
| 4XL | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 34.00 (86.36 cm) | 10.80 (27.43 cm) |
| 5XL | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 35.00 (88.90 cm) | 11.20 (28.45 cm) |
Product Description:
A cartoon figure lounges comfortably with a laptop propped up, living the hacker lifestyle in full relaxation mode. The punchline arrives in bold white and blue text: “IT’S NOT A DAD BOD — IT’S A HACKER FIGURE.” The playful illustration gives the joke a warm, self-deprecating charm that lands every time.
Long hours at a desk, energy drinks replacing meals, and keyboard marathons that stretch past midnight — the hacker physique is earned through dedication to the craft. This tee reframes the “dad bod” conversation with cybersecurity humor, celebrating the body that comes from prioritizing uptime over gym time and debugging over dieting.
A guaranteed laugh at security conferences, family gatherings, and Father’s Day celebrations. For every dad who has ever explained that the pizza boxes next to his workstation are “part of the process.” Available in multiple colors and sizes XS through 5XL.
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
Do not dry-clean
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
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