Price range: $54.98 through $63.86
Softstyle HoodieSteps to Determine Your Ideal Size
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length from center back, in |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.00 (50.80 cm) | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 34.00 (86.36 cm) |
| M | 22.00 (55.00 cm) | 29.00 (73.66 cm) | 35.00 (88.90 cm) |
| L | 24.00 (60.96 cm) | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 36.00 (91.44 cm) |
| XL | 26.00 (66.04 cm) | 31.00 (78.74 cm) | 37.00 (93.98 cm) |
| 2XL | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 38.00 (96.52 cm) |
| 3XL | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 33.00 (83.82 cm) | 39.00 (99.06 cm) |
| 4XL | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 34.00 (86.36 cm) | 40.00 (101.60 cm) |
| 5XL | 34.00 (86.36 cm) | 35.00 (88.90 cm) | 41.00 (104.14 cm) |
Product Description:
This piece speaks to anyone who has ever juggled authentication schemes, cursed at login prompts, or maintained a password vault so overloaded it should qualify as a legacy system. The graphic on this hoodie shows a cheerful biometric scanner standing next to a tired but determined password book riding in a wheelchair. Above them, the phrase “RESPECT YOUR ELDERS” captures a moment every cybersecurity pro knows well. New tech rolls in with shiny scans and machine learning flair, but the old methods still carry the scars of battles fought.
It is a nod to the evolution of authentication. It is also a quiet salute to legacy systems that refuse to die no matter how many migration tickets get filed.
Product Features:
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