You Hold My Private Key Softstyle Hoodie

  • You Hold My Private Key Softstyle Hoodie
  • You Hold My Private Key Softstyle Hoodie
  • You Hold My Private Key Softstyle Hoodie
  • You Hold My Private Key Softstyle Hoodie

Price range: $54.98 through $63.86

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred hoodie on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.
Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve length from center back, in
S20.00 (50.80 cm)28.00 (71.12 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)
M22.00 (55.00 cm)29.00 (73.66 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)
L24.00 (60.96 cm)30.00 (76.20 cm)36.00 (91.44 cm)
XL26.00 (66.04 cm)31.00 (78.74 cm)37.00 (93.98 cm)
2XL28.00 (71.12 cm)32.00 (81.28 cm)38.00 (96.52 cm)
3XL30.00 (76.20 cm)33.00 (83.82 cm)39.00 (99.06 cm)
4XL32.00 (81.28 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)40.00 (101.60 cm)
5XL34.00 (86.36 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)41.00 (104.14 cm)

You Hold My Private Key Cyber Love Softstyle Hoodie

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie!

Product Description:

Some people exchange roses. We exchange trust boundaries. This hoodie is for the couple that bonds over breach reports, late-night labs, and the unspoken rule that you never share secrets unless it is romantic, consensual, and properly authenticated. The back graphic delivers the message loud and clear: “YOU HOLD MY PRIVATE KEY.”

The design pairs a heart-shaped padlock with subtle circuit details, a floating key, and intertwined cables tied into an infinity-like knot. It is the classic lock-and-key romance rewritten for crypto, InfoSec, and anyone who knows that a private key is not just a metaphor, it is commitment with consequences. 

Product Features:

  • Premium Softness: Made with 80% ring-spun cotton/20% polyester Softstyle fleece for all-day comfort.
  • Comfortable Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² or 284.8 g/m²), great for layering or standalone wear.
  • Convenient pouch pocket for cold hands and warm takes
  • Classic fit: Seamless body for an easy, everyday streetwear profile.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags, no distractions.
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