Zero Trust Except for You Cyber Love Softstyle Hoodie
Unisex Softstyle Hoodie!
Product Description:
Some people give flowers. We ship a policy exception. This hoodie is built for the couples who speak fluent MFA, roast weak passwords for fun, and still make time for a little romance between incident tickets. The back graphic reads ZERO TRUST above a shield and padlock emblem, complete with a heart-shaped fingerprint, then hits with the line that says it all: Except for You. It is the perfect inside joke for your favorite SOC analyst, security engineer, pentester, or DevSecOps partner.
Hoodie Specifications
- Soft Fleece-Lined Fabric Blend: Built for lasting comfort.
- Classic Pullover Design: Roomy hood, ribbed cuffs, and waistband.
- Generous Fit: Practical pouch pocket for everyday use.
- Tear Away Label: No itchy tags.
- Runs True to Size: Order your usual size.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.