Zero Trust Except for You Cyber Love Softstyle Hoodie
Unisex Softstyle Hoodie!
Product Description:
Some people give flowers. We ship a policy exception. This hoodie is built for the couples who speak fluent MFA, roast weak passwords for fun, and still make time for a little romance between incident tickets. The back graphic reads ZERO TRUST above a shield and padlock emblem, complete with a heart-shaped fingerprint, then hits with the line that says it all: Except for You. It is the perfect inside joke for your favorite SOC analyst, security engineer, pentester, or DevSecOps partner.
Product Features:
- Premium Softness: Made with 80% ring-spun cotton/20% polyester Softstyle fleece for all-day comfort.
- Comfortable Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² or 284.8 g/m²), great for layering or standalone wear.
- Convenient pouch pocket for cold hands and warm takes
- Classic fit: Seamless body for an easy, everyday streetwear profile.
- Tear Away Label: No itchy tags, no distractions.