Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie

  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie

Price range: $54.98 through $63.86

Unisex Hoodie

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred hoodie on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.
Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve length from center back, in
S20.08 (51.00 cm)27.10 (69.00 cm)33.50 (85.09 cm)
M22.05 (56.00 cm)27.95 (71.00 cm)34.50 (87.63 cm)
L24.02 (61.00 cm)29.13 (74.00 cm)35.50 (90.17 cm)
XL25.98 (66.00 cm)29.92 (76.00 cm)36.50 (92.71 cm)
2XL27.98 (71.10 cm)31.10 (79.00 cm)37.50 (95.25 cm)
3XL29.92 (76.00 cm)31.89 (81.00 cm)38.50 (97.79 cm)
4XL31.89 (81.00 cm)33.07 (84.00 cm)39.50 (100.33 cm)
5XL33.86 (86.00 cm)33.86 (86.00 cm)40.50 (102.87 cm)

Zero Trust Except for You Cyber Love Softstyle Hoodie

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie!

Product Description:

Some people give flowers. We ship a policy exception. This hoodie is built for the couples who speak fluent MFA, roast weak passwords for fun, and still make time for a little romance between incident tickets. The back graphic reads ZERO TRUST above a shield and padlock emblem, complete with a heart-shaped fingerprint, then hits with the line that says it all: Except for You. It is the perfect inside joke for your favorite SOC analyst, security engineer, pentester, or DevSecOps partner.

Hoodie Specifications

  • Soft Fleece-Lined Fabric Blend: Built for lasting comfort.
  • Classic Pullover Design: Roomy hood, ribbed cuffs, and waistband.
  • Generous Fit: Practical pouch pocket for everyday use.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags.
  • Runs True to Size: Order your usual size.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

WeightN/A

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