Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie

  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie
  • Zero Trust Except for You Softstyle Hoodie

Price range: $54.98 through $63.86

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred hoodie on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.
Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve length from center back, in
S20.00 (50.80 cm)28.00 (71.12 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)
M22.00 (55.00 cm)29.00 (73.66 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)
L24.00 (60.96 cm)30.00 (76.20 cm)36.00 (91.44 cm)
XL26.00 (66.04 cm)31.00 (78.74 cm)37.00 (93.98 cm)
2XL28.00 (71.12 cm)32.00 (81.28 cm)38.00 (96.52 cm)
3XL30.00 (76.20 cm)33.00 (83.82 cm)39.00 (99.06 cm)
4XL32.00 (81.28 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)40.00 (101.60 cm)
5XL34.00 (86.36 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)41.00 (104.14 cm)

Zero Trust Except for You Cyber Love Softstyle Hoodie

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie!

Product Description:

Some people give flowers. We ship a policy exception. This hoodie is built for the couples who speak fluent MFA, roast weak passwords for fun, and still make time for a little romance between incident tickets. The back graphic reads ZERO TRUST above a shield and padlock emblem, complete with a heart-shaped fingerprint, then hits with the line that says it all: Except for You. It is the perfect inside joke for your favorite SOC analyst, security engineer, pentester, or DevSecOps partner.

Product Features:

  • Premium Softness: Made with 80% ring-spun cotton/20% polyester Softstyle fleece for all-day comfort.
  • Comfortable Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² or 284.8 g/m²), great for layering or standalone wear.
  • Convenient pouch pocket for cold hands and warm takes
  • Classic fit: Seamless body for an easy, everyday streetwear profile.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags, no distractions.
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