Price range: $54.98 through $63.86
Cyber HoodiesSteps to Determine Your Ideal Size
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length from center back, in |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 (51.00 cm) | 27.10 (69.00 cm) | 33.50 (85.09 cm) |
| M | 22.05 (56.00 cm) | 27.95 (71.00 cm) | 34.50 (87.63 cm) |
| L | 24.02 (61.00 cm) | 29.13 (74.00 cm) | 35.50 (90.17 cm) |
| XL | 25.98 (66.00 cm) | 29.92 (76.00 cm) | 36.50 (92.71 cm) |
| 2XL | 27.98 (71.10 cm) | 31.10 (79.00 cm) | 37.50 (95.25 cm) |
| 3XL | 29.92 (76.00 cm) | 31.89 (81.00 cm) | 38.50 (97.79 cm) |
| 4XL | 31.89 (81.00 cm) | 33.07 (84.00 cm) | 39.50 (100.33 cm) |
| 5XL | 33.86 (86.00 cm) | 33.86 (86.00 cm) | 40.50 (102.87 cm) |
This black pullover hoodie merges classic automotive aggression with a fundamental truth of cybersecurity: you cannot digitally compromise a purely mechanical system.
The back artwork features a vintage pickup truck burning rubber, surrounded by retro lightning bolts and thick dust clouds. Bold, distressed red lettering challenges the viewer to “TRY HACKING IT,” while the truck door reads “ALL GAS NO MERCY.” It is a loud, visual joke about legacy analog technology completely bypassing modern digital vulnerabilities.
A strong choice for casual Fridays in the security operations center or weekend garage sessions, this piece bridges the gap between car culture and information security. It gives security professionals a way to wear a technical joke without relying on typical digital motifs.
Design Details
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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