Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie

  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie
  • Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie

Price range: $54.98 through $63.86

Unisex Hoodie

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred hoodie on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.
Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve length from center back, in
S20.08 (51.00 cm)27.10 (69.00 cm)33.50 (85.09 cm)
M22.05 (56.00 cm)27.95 (71.00 cm)34.50 (87.63 cm)
L24.02 (61.00 cm)29.13 (74.00 cm)35.50 (90.17 cm)
XL25.98 (66.00 cm)29.92 (76.00 cm)36.50 (92.71 cm)
2XL27.98 (71.10 cm)31.10 (79.00 cm)37.50 (95.25 cm)
3XL29.92 (76.00 cm)31.89 (81.00 cm)38.50 (97.79 cm)
4XL31.89 (81.00 cm)33.07 (84.00 cm)39.50 (100.33 cm)
5XL33.86 (86.00 cm)33.86 (86.00 cm)40.50 (102.87 cm)

Respect Your Elders Softstyle Hoodie

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie!

Product Description:

Across the back, “RESPECT YOUR ELDERS” sits above an adorable scene: a classic 3.5” floppy disk rolling in a wheelchair while a cheerful ENCRYPTED SSD stands by like a proud (and very secure) next generation. It’s a playful nod to the days when saving actually meant something, and a wink to modern life where encryption is just common sense.

The front keeps things clean with a small chest print, so you can wear it anywhere and still let the back design do the talking when you turn around. If you’re into retro computing, coding culture, IT life, or cybersecurity jokes, this one lands instantly. It also makes a solid gift for a sysadmin, developer, tech support hero, or that friend who still remembers what the save icon is based on.

Perfect for office days, conferences, meetups, late-night troubleshooting, and anyone who loves retro tech, programmer humor, and data security in one design.

Hoodie Specifications

  • Soft Fleece-Lined Fabric Blend: Built for lasting comfort.
  • Classic Pullover Design: Roomy hood, ribbed cuffs, and waistband.
  • Generous Fit: Practical pouch pocket for everyday use.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags.
  • Runs True to Size: Order your usual size.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

WeightN/A

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