Chaos Is My Source Code Softstyle Hoodie
Unisex Softstyle Hoodie
Product Description:
This piece is built for the folks who debug their own lives, live in terminals, and treat unpredictability like a trusted dependency. The back graphic features a neon skull wrapped in kinetic digital energy. Tendrils arc and glitch around it like the output of a kernel panic meeting a synthwave render. The glowing text declares CHAOS IS MY SOURCE CODE, which feels about right for anyone who has ever worked incident response at 3 a.m. or pushed code that definitely should not have shipped but somehow passed CI.
This hoodie fits right into cybersecurity culture. It speaks to red teamers who love controlled disorder, blue teamers who thrive in unpredictable logs, AI researchers who know that entropy is a feature, and developers who understand that chaos engineering is basically a lifestyle. It is a merge request you can wear.
Product Features:
- Premium Softness: Ring-spun cotton and polyester Softstyle fleece for long sessions at the keyboard.
- Comfortable Weight: Medium-heavy fabric suited for late-night hacking or weekend CTF battles.
- Front pouch pocket for cold hands or spare USB drives.
- Classic fit: A clean silhouette that fits naturally with dev fashion and hacker streetwear.
- Tear Away Label: No itching while you’re deep in logs or buried in code.