I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie

  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie
  • I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie

Price range: $54.98 through $63.86

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred hoodie on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.
Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve length from center back, in
S20.00 (50.80 cm)28.00 (71.12 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)
M22.00 (55.00 cm)29.00 (73.66 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)
L24.00 (60.96 cm)30.00 (76.20 cm)36.00 (91.44 cm)
XL26.00 (66.04 cm)31.00 (78.74 cm)37.00 (93.98 cm)
2XL28.00 (71.12 cm)32.00 (81.28 cm)38.00 (96.52 cm)
3XL30.00 (76.20 cm)33.00 (83.82 cm)39.00 (99.06 cm)
4XL32.00 (81.28 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)40.00 (101.60 cm)
5XL34.00 (86.36 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)41.00 (104.14 cm)

I’m Not a Robot, I’m in Love Cybersecurity Valentine Softstyle Hoodie

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie!

Product Description:

Some relationships start with a DM. Some start with a shared repo. This one starts with the most iconic trust check on the internet and flips it into a confession. The front graphic reads “I’m not a robot, I’m in love.” in a clean, modern font, with love. punched into a bold boxed highlight, then tagged by a Cupid silhouette aiming straight at the statement. It is the perfect signal for those who speak fluent cybersecurity, ship secure configs, and still make time for the soft stuff.

Built for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, first dates at the con, or that quiet moment when you both realize you would absolutely share a password manager vault. It hits the sweet spot between InfoSec humor and cyber streetwear, so it works for SOC shifts, CTF weekends, conference hallways, and every “not a bot” joke you have ever made while verifying yet another login.

Product Features:

  • Premium Softness: Made with 80% ring-spun cotton/20% polyester Softstyle fleece for all-day comfort.
  • Comfortable Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² or 284.8 g/m²), great for layering or standalone wear.
  • Convenient pouch pocket for cold hands and warm takes
  • Classic fit: Seamless body for an easy, everyday streetwear profile.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags, no distractions.
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