Price range: $21.64 through $38.19
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Find your fit:
Standard fit, order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve, in |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 (41.90 cm) | 27.00 (68.58 cm) | 8.60 (21.84 cm) |
| S | 18.00 (45.72 cm) | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 8.90 (22.61 cm) |
| M | 20.00 (50.80 cm) | 29.00 (73.66 cm) | 9.20 (23.37 cm) |
| L | 22.00 (55.88 cm) | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 9.50 (24.13 cm) |
| XL | 24.00 (60.96 cm) | 31.00 (78.74 cm) | 9.70 (24.64 cm) |
| 2XL | 26.00 (66.04 cm) | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 10.00 (25.40 cm) |
| 3XL | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 33.00 (83.82 cm) | 10.40 (26.42 cm) |
| 4XL | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 34.00 (86.36 cm) | 10.80 (27.43 cm) |
| 5XL | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 35.00 (88.90 cm) | 11.20 (28.45 cm) |
Product Description:
A vintage-style orangutan peers through binoculars against retro sunset stripes, searching the horizon for someone — anyone — who cares. The text delivers the punchline: “OH LOOK, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CYBERSECURITY.” The retro illustration style adds warmth to a message dripping with frustration familiar to every security professional.
Underfunded security teams, ignored audit findings, and executives who deprioritize patching until after the breach — this tee captures the daily reality of the cybersecurity industry in a single image. It is the shirt you wear when the security budget gets cut again, when users click the phishing link after mandatory training, and when the board asks why the breach happened despite “all that security stuff.”
Built for the CISOs, security analysts, penetration testers, and IT managers who pour their expertise into organizations that only appreciate cybersecurity after something goes wrong. Available in multiple colors and sizes XS through 5XL.
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
Do not dry-clean
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
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