Whoami Root Uptime 0wned Since 1993 T-Shirt – Back

  • Whoami Root Uptime 0wned Since 1993 T-Shirt – Back
  • Whoami Root Uptime 0wned Since 1993 T-Shirt – Back
  • Whoami Root Uptime 0wned Since 1993 T-Shirt – Back
  • Whoami Root Uptime 0wned Since 1993 T-Shirt – Back
  • Whoami Root Uptime 0wned Since 1993 T-Shirt – Back

Price range: $21.64 through $38.19

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  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
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  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.

Find your fit:
Standard fit, order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.

Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve, in
XS16.50 (41.90 cm)27.00 (68.58 cm)8.60 (21.84 cm)
S18.00 (45.72 cm)28.00 (71.12 cm)8.90 (22.61 cm)
M20.00 (50.80 cm)29.00 (73.66 cm)9.20 (23.37 cm)
L22.00 (55.88 cm)30.00 (76.20 cm)9.50 (24.13 cm)
XL24.00 (60.96 cm)31.00 (78.74 cm)9.70 (24.64 cm)
2XL26.00 (66.04 cm)32.00 (81.28 cm)10.00 (25.40 cm)
3XL28.00 (71.12 cm)33.00 (83.82 cm)10.40 (26.42 cm)
4XL30.00 (76.20 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)10.80 (27.43 cm)
5XL32.00 (81.28 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)11.20 (28.45 cm)

Whoami Root T-Shirt

Linux Culture — Unisex Tee

Product Description:

A retro CRT monitor glows green against a dark background, its curved screen displaying the most powerful Linux exchange ever typed: “Whoami — Root — Uptime — Owned since 1993.” The vintage monitor design channels 90s hacking nostalgia, when dial-up connections and terminal windows were the tools of the curious.

In Linux, “whoami” returns your current user identity. When the answer is “root,” you have unrestricted access — the highest privilege level in the system. This tee is a badge of honor for the sysadmins, penetration testers, and Linux enthusiasts who earned root access the hard way: through years of learning, breaking, and rebuilding systems since the early days of the internet.

A must-have for anyone who thinks in bash, speaks in man pages, and considers the command line their natural habitat. Available in multiple colors and sizes XS through 5XL.

T-Shirt Info

Care instructions:

 

 

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
Do not dry-clean

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T-Shirt Specifications

  • 100% Airlume Combed and Ringspun Cotton: Super soft and comfortable for all-day wear.
  • Light Fabric (4.2 oz/yd² | 142 g/m²): Breathable and easy to layer for any season.
  • Retail Fit: Designed to look great on all body types.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags — pure comfort.
  • Runs True to Size: Order your usual size for a familiar fit.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

WeightN/A

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