Price range: $54.98 through $63.86
Softstyle HoodieSteps to Determine Your Ideal Size
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length from center back, in |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.00 (50.80 cm) | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 34.00 (86.36 cm) |
| M | 22.00 (55.00 cm) | 29.00 (73.66 cm) | 35.00 (88.90 cm) |
| L | 24.00 (60.96 cm) | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 36.00 (91.44 cm) |
| XL | 26.00 (66.04 cm) | 31.00 (78.74 cm) | 37.00 (93.98 cm) |
| 2XL | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 38.00 (96.52 cm) |
| 3XL | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 33.00 (83.82 cm) | 39.00 (99.06 cm) |
| 4XL | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 34.00 (86.36 cm) | 40.00 (101.60 cm) |
| 5XL | 34.00 (86.36 cm) | 35.00 (88.90 cm) | 41.00 (104.14 cm) |
Product Description:
Some people send flowers. You ship packets. This hoodie is for the couples who flirt in threat models and treat Valentine’s Day like a high-priority incident, because the system just threw a pop-up you cannot ignore: FATAL ERROR: FEELINGS DETECTED.
The back graphic hits with a stylized glitch-heart and pixel-distorted text, like your emotions got flagged by the IDS and logged straight to the SIEM. It is romantic, chaotic-good, and painfully relatable for anyone in cybersecurity, InfoSec, red team ops, blue team defense, SOC life, CTF weekends, and late-night bug hunts with your favorite person on the other monitor.
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