Don’t Touch My Server Bulldog Softstyle Hoodie

Don’t Touch My Server Bulldog Softstyle Hoodie in black, sysadmin hoodie with back print
Don’t Touch My Server Bulldog Softstyle Hoodie in black, front view with small chest logo
Don’t Touch My Server Bulldog Softstyle Hoodie in black, worn by a man, back view
Don’t Touch My Server Bulldog Softstyle Hoodie in navy, bulldog hoodie, back print
Don’t Touch My Server Bulldog Softstyle Hoodie in navy, front view with small chest logo
Don’t Touch My Server Bulldog Softstyle Hoodie in navy, worn by a woman, back view

Price range: $49.98 through $58.05

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Unisex Hoodie

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred hoodie on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.
Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve length from center back, in
S20.08 (51.00 cm)27.10 (69.00 cm)33.50 (85.09 cm)
M22.05 (56.00 cm)27.95 (71.00 cm)34.50 (87.63 cm)
L24.02 (61.00 cm)29.13 (74.00 cm)35.50 (90.17 cm)
XL25.98 (66.00 cm)29.92 (76.00 cm)36.50 (92.71 cm)
2XL27.98 (71.10 cm)31.10 (79.00 cm)37.50 (95.25 cm)
3XL29.92 (76.00 cm)31.89 (81.00 cm)38.50 (97.79 cm)
4XL31.89 (81.00 cm)33.07 (84.00 cm)39.50 (100.33 cm)
5XL33.86 (86.00 cm)33.86 (86.00 cm)40.50 (102.87 cm)
Description

Don’t Touch My Server Bulldog Softstyle Hoodie

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie

The back graphic features a fierce, stylized bulldog standing guard against a backdrop of retro-colored stripes. Above the mascot, the bold red typography delivers a clear, universally understood IT mandate: “DON’T TOUCH MY SERVER.” Paired with vertical Japanese katakana accents, the artwork channels vintage streetwear illustration while speaking directly to the daily reality of access control and hardware defense.

Design Details

  • Design Concept: Server protection, infrastructure defense, and IT access control
  • Graphic: A defensive bulldog standing in front of retro horizontal stripes
  • Printed Text: “DON’T TOUCH MY SERVER” and “CHOPPIZ”
  • Artwork Placement: Back
  • Visual Style: Retro streetwear mascot, vintage vector illustration
  • Color Palette: Navy blue garment with red, vibrant yellow, light blue, and white artwork
  • Relevant Audience: System administrators, DevOps professionals, and network engineers
  • Best For: Data center shifts, casual office environments, and hardware maintenance windows
Product Details

Hoodie Specifications

  • Soft Fleece-Lined Fabric Blend: Built for lasting comfort.
  • Classic Pullover Design: Roomy hood, ribbed cuffs, and waistband.
  • Generous Fit: Practical pouch pocket for everyday use.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags.
  • Runs True to Size: Order your usual size.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

Additional information
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