Price range: $54.98 through $63.86
Cyber HoodiesSteps to Determine Your Ideal Size
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length from center back, in |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 (51.00 cm) | 27.10 (69.00 cm) | 33.50 (85.09 cm) |
| M | 22.05 (56.00 cm) | 27.95 (71.00 cm) | 34.50 (87.63 cm) |
| L | 24.02 (61.00 cm) | 29.13 (74.00 cm) | 35.50 (90.17 cm) |
| XL | 25.98 (66.00 cm) | 29.92 (76.00 cm) | 36.50 (92.71 cm) |
| 2XL | 27.98 (71.10 cm) | 31.10 (79.00 cm) | 37.50 (95.25 cm) |
| 3XL | 29.92 (76.00 cm) | 31.89 (81.00 cm) | 38.50 (97.79 cm) |
| 4XL | 31.89 (81.00 cm) | 33.07 (84.00 cm) | 39.50 (100.33 cm) |
| 5XL | 33.86 (86.00 cm) | 33.86 (86.00 cm) | 40.50 (102.87 cm) |
Product Description:
For the couple that flirts in packet captures and keeps receipts in logs. This hoodie serves straight terminal energy with a romantic payload: a command-line style sequence that reads > Initiating handshake protocol…., > Verifying credentials… [OK], and > Establishing Secure Connection… followed by a clean Connected. Under the text, two heart-shaped padlocks show the story: one locked down, one validated and lit, with a directional arrow in between. Translation for the nontechnical: trust established, connection secured, feelings encrypted.
Built for Valentine’s Day gifting, date nights after a long incident response shift, and couple fits at cons, meetups, and CTF weekends. It hits the sweet spot between InfoSec humor and streetwear, so you can rep your relationship like good security posture: verified, hardened, and proudly connected. Ideal for SOC analysts, pentesters, blue teamers, red teamers, security engineers, and anyone whose love language is authentication and uptime.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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