You’re the Only Vulnerability in My Firewall Softstyle Hoodie

Price range: $49.98 through $58.05

Unisex Hoodie

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred hoodie on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.
Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve length from center back, in
S20.08 (51.00 cm)27.10 (69.00 cm)33.50 (85.09 cm)
M22.05 (56.00 cm)27.95 (71.00 cm)34.50 (87.63 cm)
L24.02 (61.00 cm)29.13 (74.00 cm)35.50 (90.17 cm)
XL25.98 (66.00 cm)29.92 (76.00 cm)36.50 (92.71 cm)
2XL27.98 (71.10 cm)31.10 (79.00 cm)37.50 (95.25 cm)
3XL29.92 (76.00 cm)31.89 (81.00 cm)38.50 (97.79 cm)
4XL31.89 (81.00 cm)33.07 (84.00 cm)39.50 (100.33 cm)
5XL33.86 (86.00 cm)33.86 (86.00 cm)40.50 (102.87 cm)
Description

You’re the Only Vulnerability in My Firewall Softstyle Hoodie

Unisex Softstyle Hoodie

The back of the black garment features a heavily textured brick heart cracking open to reveal a bright red, glowing core. Below the collapsing perimeter, the phrase “YOU’RE THE ONLY VULNERABILITY IN MY FIREWALL.” sits in bold, distressed typography. It provides a visual representation of an intentional security gap, acknowledging that some connections are worth bypassing the rules for.

Design Details

  • Design Concept: Firewalls and network vulnerabilities
  • Graphic: A 3D brick heart cracking open to reveal a glowing red core
  • Printed Text: “YOU’RE THE ONLY VULNERABILITY IN MY FIREWALL.”
  • Artwork Placement: Back
  • Visual Style: Dark, industrial, digital aesthetic
  • Color Palette: Black with grey brick and glowing red artwork
  • Relevant Audience: Network engineers, security professionals, tech couples
  • Best For: Gifting a partner in technology, casual wear, expressing a technical romance
Product Details

Hoodie Specifications

  • Soft Fleece-Lined Fabric Blend: Built for lasting comfort.
  • Classic Pullover Design: Roomy hood, ribbed cuffs, and waistband.
  • Generous Fit: Practical pouch pocket for everyday use.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags.
  • Runs True to Size: Order your usual size.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

Additional information
WeightN/A

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