Access Denied You’re Not Root Oversized Tee
Oversized fit
Product Description:
Command your style with this oversized tee tailored for those who speak fluent code and cyber defense. Crafted from 100% carded cotton for unparalleled comfort, it’s your perfect companion for long coding sessions or casual meetups at the hacker lounge. The dropped shoulders and boxy fit deliver a relaxed silhouette built for laid-back days when only comfort and statement matter.
Front and center, a striking graphic commands attention: a stylized padlock icon rendered in crisp white showcasing a keyhole cutout, flanked by horizontal dashed lines that mimic a digital glitch or streaming data effect. Below it, bold all-caps text declares ACCESS DENIED and YOU’RE NOT ROOT, an inside joke that resonates deeply with programmers, system administrators, and cybersecurity pros. This tee speaks your language no root privileges granted, just pure tech swagger.
Product Features:
- 100% carded cotton: soft and durable.
- Medium-heavy weight fabric (8.2 oz /yd², 280 g/m²): built for everyday wear.
- Oversized fit: designed with dropped shoulders and a boxy silhouette for ultimate comfort.
- Sewn-in label: itch-free and easy on the neck.
Care instructions
Wash cold, inside-out, with like colours. Line-dry in the shade. Do not bleach or tumble-dry. Iron inside-out; avoid printed areas.
