Price range: $54.98 through $63.86
Softstyle HoodieSteps to Determine Your Ideal Size
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length from center back, in |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.00 (50.80 cm) | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 34.00 (86.36 cm) |
| M | 22.00 (55.00 cm) | 29.00 (73.66 cm) | 35.00 (88.90 cm) |
| L | 24.00 (60.96 cm) | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 36.00 (91.44 cm) |
| XL | 26.00 (66.04 cm) | 31.00 (78.74 cm) | 37.00 (93.98 cm) |
| 2XL | 28.00 (71.12 cm) | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 38.00 (96.52 cm) |
| 3XL | 30.00 (76.20 cm) | 33.00 (83.82 cm) | 39.00 (99.06 cm) |
| 4XL | 32.00 (81.28 cm) | 34.00 (86.36 cm) | 40.00 (101.60 cm) |
| 5XL | 34.00 (86.36 cm) | 35.00 (88.90 cm) | 41.00 (104.14 cm) |
Product Description:
One click. One “totally safe” URL. And suddenly your day is incident response, log review, and the group chat roasting you forever. This hoodie is built for that exact moment, with a back-centered glitch graphic that reads “I CLICKED THE LINK”, a pixel-style mouse cursor, and the line that hits way too close to home: “REGRET EVERYTHING” in a distressed, pixelated font. Under it, vertical code-like lines fracture into multicolored pixels like corrupted data bleeding out of the stack. It is the uniform for anyone who has ever preached “don’t click links” and still clicked the link.
Perfect for winter cyber season and the daily grind, this piece sits right at the intersection of cybersecurity humor and streetwear. Wear it to the SOC, the meetup, the con, or on a Milan winter trip while everyone else is chasing Winter Games vibes. Whether you are a ski hacker, snowboard hacker, or just into winter sports cybersecurity memes, it is a clean nod to modern internet culture with a glitchcore edge.
Product Features:
From Alpine cybersecurity jokes to Italy travel plans and Cortina vibes, this is your go-to layer when the forecast says winter and the threat model says “user clicked.”
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