Price range: $54.98 through $63.86
Cybersecurity HoodiesSteps to Determine Your Ideal Size
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length from center back, in |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 (51.00 cm) | 27.10 (69.00 cm) | 33.50 (85.09 cm) |
| M | 22.05 (56.00 cm) | 27.95 (71.00 cm) | 34.50 (87.63 cm) |
| L | 24.02 (61.00 cm) | 29.13 (74.00 cm) | 35.50 (90.17 cm) |
| XL | 25.98 (66.00 cm) | 29.92 (76.00 cm) | 36.50 (92.71 cm) |
| 2XL | 27.98 (71.10 cm) | 31.10 (79.00 cm) | 37.50 (95.25 cm) |
| 3XL | 29.92 (76.00 cm) | 31.89 (81.00 cm) | 38.50 (97.79 cm) |
| 4XL | 31.89 (81.00 cm) | 33.07 (84.00 cm) | 39.50 (100.33 cm) |
| 5XL | 33.86 (86.00 cm) | 33.86 (86.00 cm) | 40.50 (102.87 cm) |
Product Description:
Some people write love letters. You ship a system alert. This Softstyle hoodie features a bold back graphic built for the InfoSec romantics: a large heart constructed from flowing binary code, topped with scattered debug-like bits that look like they fell out of a terminal session. Centered inside the heart is a retro pop-up window stamped SYSTEM ALERT with the message: “Critical alert: You have successfully infiltrated my mind.” Then it hits you with two choices that are not really choices: ACCEPT FATE or FALL IN LOVE.
This is the go-to layer for couples who flirt in threat models, exchange playlists and payloads, and treat Valentine’s Day like a high-priority incident that still deserves a clean postmortem. Wear it to date night, con weekends, CTFs, SOC shifts, and anywhere your favorite person is within Wi-Fi range. It’s cyber streetwear with a romantic exploit, perfect as a Valentine’s gift for your partner, your duo queue, or the one who lives rent-free in your RAM.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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