I’m Not a Security Analyst T-Shirt TYP050

Price range: $26.47 through $46.57

Unisex T-Shirts

Steps to Determine Your Ideal Size

  • Place a preferred t-shirt on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.

Find your fit:
Standard fit, order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.

Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve, in
XS16.50 (41.90 cm)27.00 (68.58 cm)8.60 (21.84 cm)
S18.00 (45.72 cm)28.00 (71.12 cm)8.90 (22.61 cm)
M20.00 (50.80 cm)29.00 (73.66 cm)9.20 (23.37 cm)
L22.00 (55.88 cm)30.00 (76.20 cm)9.50 (24.13 cm)
XL24.00 (60.96 cm)31.00 (78.74 cm)9.70 (24.64 cm)
2XL26.00 (66.04 cm)32.00 (81.28 cm)10.00 (25.40 cm)
3XL28.00 (71.12 cm)33.00 (83.82 cm)10.40 (26.42 cm)
4XL30.00 (76.20 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)10.80 (27.43 cm)
5XL32.00 (81.28 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)11.20 (28.45 cm)
Description

I’m Not a Security Analyst T-Shirt 

Unisex T-Shirt!

Product Description:

The front T-shirt print features bold, stencil-style typography declaring “I’m NOT a SECURITY Analyst.” Accented by vibrant orange graffiti splatters, distressed lines, and subtle technical markers like a 2026 date stamp, the artwork breaks away from clean, minimalist tech apparel. It captures the chaotic, fast-paced environment of threat hunting, patching, and incident response where responsibilities often blur past official titles.

Design Details

  • Design Concept: Professional identity and cybersecurity job titles
  • Graphic: Stencil and graffiti-style typography surrounded by paint splatters, arrows, and technical accents
  • Printed Text: “I’m NOT a”, “SECURITY”, “Analyst”, “2026”
  • Artwork Placement: Front
  • Visual Style: Urban streetwear and distressed graffiti
  • Color Palette: Black, grey, and orange on white
  • Relevant Audience: Security analysts, developers, system administrators, security researchers
  • Best For: Hacker conventions, CTF competitions, casual office wear
Care guide

Care guide

 

 

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry-clean

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Product Details

T-Shirt Specifications

  • 100% Airlume Combed and Ringspun Cotton: Super soft and comfortable for all-day wear.
  • Light Fabric (4.2 oz/yd² | 142 g/m²): Breathable and easy to layer for any season.
  • Retail Fit: Designed to look great on all body types.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags, pure comfort.
  • Runs True to Size: Order your usual size for a familiar fit.
Additional information
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