Patch it Like it’s Hot! T-Shirt

Price range: $32.92 through $49.74

Unisex T-Shirts

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  • Place a preferred t-shirt on a flat surface.
  • Chest measurement: Record the distance from 2.5cm (1in) below the left armpit to 2.5cm (1in) below the right armpit, multiply by 2.
  • Length measurement: Measure from the shoulder’s top edge beside the collar to the shirt’s base.
  • Refer to the size guide using these measurements to select your size.

Find your fit:
Standard fit, order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.

Product Measurements
SizeWidth, inLength, inSleeve, in
XS16.50 (41.90 cm)27.00 (68.58 cm)8.60 (21.84 cm)
S18.00 (45.72 cm)28.00 (71.12 cm)8.90 (22.61 cm)
M20.00 (50.80 cm)29.00 (73.66 cm)9.20 (23.37 cm)
L22.00 (55.88 cm)30.00 (76.20 cm)9.50 (24.13 cm)
XL24.00 (60.96 cm)31.00 (78.74 cm)9.70 (24.64 cm)
2XL26.00 (66.04 cm)32.00 (81.28 cm)10.00 (25.40 cm)
3XL28.00 (71.12 cm)33.00 (83.82 cm)10.40 (26.42 cm)
4XL30.00 (76.20 cm)34.00 (86.36 cm)10.80 (27.43 cm)
5XL32.00 (81.28 cm)35.00 (88.90 cm)11.20 (28.45 cm)
Description

Patch It Like It’s Hot! T-Shirt

Unisex T-Shirt

Description:
This graphic tee captures the urgency and relentless cycle of vulnerability management with a retro-inspired pop-culture twist. Designed for system administrators, IT operations teams, and cybersecurity professionals who know the drill when a critical update drops.

Design Specifications:

  • Product type: Short-sleeve t-shirt
  • Print placement: Back print
  • Main text: “PATCH IT LIKE IT’S HOT”
  • Secondary text, if visible: “UPDATE. SECURE. REPEAT.” and the word “PATCH” on the tablet.
  • Main visual: Multiple stylized Statue of Liberty figures holding sparking torches and a tablet.
  • Graphic details: Brush-stroke speed lines behind the main text, starburst effects on the torches.
  • Typography: Hand-drawn, dynamic brush script for the main text; clean, small sans-serif for the tagline.
  • Color details: Vibrant cyan, magenta, and yellow (CMYK style) graphics.
  • Visual style: 80s/90s retro, synthwave, neon pop-art.
Care guide

Care guide

 

 

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry-clean

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Product Details

T-Shirt Specifications

  • 100% Airlume Combed and Ringspun Cotton: Super soft and comfortable for all-day wear.
  • Light Fabric (4.2 oz/yd² | 142 g/m²): Breathable and easy to layer for any season.
  • Retail Fit: Designed to look great on all body types.
  • Tear Away Label: No itchy tags, pure comfort.
  • Runs True to Size: Order your usual size for a familiar fit.
Additional information
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