Price range: $54.98 through $63.86
Cyber HoodiesSteps to Determine Your Ideal Size
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length from center back, in |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 (51.00 cm) | 27.10 (69.00 cm) | 33.50 (85.09 cm) |
| M | 22.05 (56.00 cm) | 27.95 (71.00 cm) | 34.50 (87.63 cm) |
| L | 24.02 (61.00 cm) | 29.13 (74.00 cm) | 35.50 (90.17 cm) |
| XL | 25.98 (66.00 cm) | 29.92 (76.00 cm) | 36.50 (92.71 cm) |
| 2XL | 27.98 (71.10 cm) | 31.10 (79.00 cm) | 37.50 (95.25 cm) |
| 3XL | 29.92 (76.00 cm) | 31.89 (81.00 cm) | 38.50 (97.79 cm) |
| 4XL | 31.89 (81.00 cm) | 33.07 (84.00 cm) | 39.50 (100.33 cm) |
| 5XL | 33.86 (86.00 cm) | 33.86 (86.00 cm) | 40.50 (102.87 cm) |
Product Description:
Some people write love letters. We run queries. This hoodie serves pure InfoSec romance with a clean command-line style back print that reads SELECT * FROM partners and WHERE type = 'perfect_match', then seals the result with 1 ROW AFFECTED: and a glowing, highlighted YOU. It is the kind of nerdy, deadpan compliment that lands perfectly at the con, the SOC, the office, and date night.
Built for couples who speak fluent security and sarcasm, this is the go-to layer for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or as a low-key flex at the next CTF weekend. Gift it to your favorite analyst, engineer, pentester, or that special someone who understands why “one row affected” is the highest possible praise.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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